Beardman

This perhaps is the most manly of the useless super powers. This lumberjack is able to grow his facial hair out twice as fast as normal humans (even the horribly hairy varieties.) As useless and annoying as it is, this guy embraces it and lets it grow big, beautiful, and bushy.

As society currently embraces this style, he will remain relatively unknown to those looking for humans with that little bit extra. However, once this style is on its way out, he will have to rethink this.

Always the gentleman, this guy donates his beard hair to locks of love and to brewing beer (See here of an example of this.)

Flower Power

This story is of a young woman around her twenties that has an odd behavior of manifesting flowers on a sneeze. She wishes they could be flowers that are special or expensive, but no. These are of the common variety of the local area.

The flowers themselves aren’t particularly useful. They have been cut at the stalk as if someone handed her a bouquet.

This sneeze effect irritates her to the extent that if a nice young man tries to give her flowers… well, you can imagine the result.

The Mind Controller

Picture this. A guy wakes up and realizes he wants breakfast, but can’t get his body to do it. Just won’t move. No matter how much he tries, he just can’t move a muscle. OK, that’s weird. He let’s go, relaxes and then is able to move about as normal (and finally get something to eat.)

Down the street unbeknownst to him a random person had the inexplicable urge… no, racing desire that forced him/her to make breakfast. He/she races as fast as they can back home. Half way back the feeling subsides leaving this stranger in a fog.

This super power is the ability to control minds, but the controller has no control over who he controls. Yep, you read that correctly. He can make someone do something, but he cannot possibly guess who.